NHL Missing Player Report Filed

| Oct 23, 2009 | Comments 3

Endangered Missing Player Report

If you believe you have any information regarding this case that will be helpful in this investigation please contact:  Hockey Independent: Lightning Blogger WB Philp

 

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 Vincent Lecavalier

Classification:

 

 Endangered Missing NHL Player

Alias / Nickname:

 

 Vinny, V4

Date of Birth:

 

 April 21, 1980

Date Missing:

 

 2009-10 NHL Season

From City/State:

 

 L’lle Bizard, Quebec, Canada

Missing From (Country):

 

 USA and Canada

Age at Time of Disappearance:

 

 29

Gender:

 

 Male

Position:

 

 Center

Height:

 

 76 inches

Weight:

 

 219 pounds

Helmet Color:

 

 Black or white

Vital Statistics:

 

 15 games, 0 goals, no leadership

Complexion:

 

 Reddish or embarrassed.

Identifying Characteristics:

 

 Formerly a top five NHL player with outstanding skating ability and a wicked shot. May be carrying a one-piece hockey stick but, at this time is unable to use it.

Clothing:

 

 White or Black Tampa Bay Lightning sweater with the #4 on the back and an unexplained “C” adorning the front.

Jewelry:

 

 A 2004 Stanley Cup.

Circumstances of Disappearance:

 

 Vinny was scheduled to appear on the ice on 10/03/2009 in Atlanta, GA. That morning he left his hotel residence but was never seen again. It is possible Vinny may be disoriented and suffering from hockey dementia due to an overdose of salary. ($10,000,000)

Investigative Agency:

 

 Tampa Bay Lightning fans.

Address:

 

 St. Pete Times Forum

Investigative Case #:

 

 V4Whereru
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About the Author: WB Philp is a published hockey writer who has a built in disdain for Barry Melrose. He covered the Detroit sports teams for many years until he came to his senses and moved to the Sunshine State. He is a true puckhead on a mission from God (Gordie Howe) to make hockey relevant in the south. He lives in Hockey Bay USA and covers the Lightning full time. Did I mention he hates Barry Melrose?

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  2. Jared says:
    October 23, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    That’s harsh, but I watched the game last night against the Sharks and Vinny wasn’t out there.  He’s big, but I really think he will break if he plays too physical. When is the last time you saw him go to the net hard?

  3. WB Philp says:
    October 23, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Thanks for the comment, Jared! It’s true. The numbers don’t lie! He’s getting the same dollars as Ovechkin and Crosby! Where’s the production? I am at every game and sometimes I don’t even realize that he’s on the ice! Keep reading and commenting!