All Entries Tagged With: "pizza"
VANCOUVER’S DEEP DISH: Team In A Familiar Hole
It’s another year, and once again the Vancouver Canucks have petered out after a sharp first round. Last year, they walloped the St. Louis Blues, and had Vancouver folk thinking Stanley Cup parade routes as they then got slammed by the Blackhawks, leaving Roberto Luongo in tears. This year, despite a better season and more [...]
Sunday satire, part 1 – Pathetic Red Wings crash Penguins’ opener
The usual sold-out crowd of 17,132 cheered enthusiastically as Penguins players, coaches and executives filed onto the ice and red carpet prior to Friday night’s opening game at Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh. The Stanley Cup, gleaming and sparkling under the bright white klieg lights of the arena roof, sat proudly on a table at centre [...]
Sunday satire, part 2 – Pathetic Red Wings crash Penguins’ opener
Link to – Sunday satire, part 1 – Pathetic Red Wings crash Penguins’ opener The not unattractive, not untalented, not unwholesome, not un-All-American singer-songwriter had performed a concert the evening before at Mellon Arena, where Staal, Kennedy and Talbot had befriended her. (author’s note: this is not a joke). Swift admired her reflection in the [...]
May I have some hot sauce with my Pizza Line?
The Pizza Line is no more. It was one of the best lines – and monikers – in league history. The triumvirate of Dany Heatley, Jason Spezza and Daniel Alfredsson came together after the lockout and scored so many goals that Pizza Pizza had to change their policy regarding flee slices. You see, Pizza Pizza [...]
